B L I T Z W U R S T

Ollie B.

2008-10-11T11:22:30Z

My beautiful family, originally uploaded by blitzwurst.

I've been a bit busy this week. Not as busy as the fantastic Mrs B. She popped out this little critter a couple of days ago - we're pretty proud of ourselves so please excuse my constant goofy grin.

I'm better looking than me

2008-09-26T01:15:17Z

I consider myself "average-looking" as I suppose most people would probably say themselves "I'm average-looking" if asked to their face.. At least on average. But according to this weird (probably German) study, average faces are the most attractive... or something.

It's interesting anyway .. have a read

Some cool nerdy stuff...

2008-08-28T01:14:07Z

If you haven't seen it already (cos there's a lot of tube-buzz about it) You should check out Mozilla Labs Ubiquity
Especially if you're some strange Linux using, command line typing, vi editing weirdo.

Check out the tutorial video because I can't explain it properly.

Happy ending for free?

2008-08-12T22:33:33Z

More funny stuff from Chaddy...

Preggy stef

2008-08-06T00:55:07Z

Preggy stef, originally uploaded by blitzwurst.

My Flickr photos average about 3 views.
It seems kinda creepy that this photo of my missus has 53 views in only 2 days..? I know she's hot, but I think it's based solely on the title.... tests will follow.

Such a frivolous name for such an important store of information

2008-08-04T23:57:50Z

oooh exciting... Google Street View is finally down under...
I'm still asleep by the look of it

Also the Googlephone won't be here til probably next year.. damnit.

...and how come it took my most un-internetnerdy friends (english me good) to tell me about Dr Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog ? I might be getting old and starting to dislike new things on the tubes in preparation of becoming a father ...

Rocket Racing League!

2008-07-30T03:29:04Z

just when you thought the Red Bull Air Race was the only motor sport worth watching (aside from possibly Rally) ... ROCKET RACING LEAGUE!

I just love personalised plates...

2008-07-25T00:54:11Z

...I wonder if she really is Miss KY?

KILL THE WABBIT! KILL THE WAAABBIT!

2008-07-24T23:26:12Z

I dunno.. I kinda think rabbits should be killed and eaten regardless of their religious beliefs.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

cheezypeaz @ 2008-07-22T11:41:00

2008-07-22T01:44:03Z

2 people have mentioned to me this week that I look like Simon Pegg. This is getting ridiculous!

Wow!

2008-07-10T22:59:50Z

Chinese Flame Throwers! Those terrorists are fucked now.

What's that noise?

2008-07-07T06:56:02Z

What do you get if you put 88 PPSh-41s in the belly of a plane?

Oh those crazy Russians

Toothpaste for Dinner meme...

2008-07-01T06:25:13Z

toothpastefordinner.com

Peas' advice for today...

2008-06-23T04:50:40Z

If a foreign man ever says to you 'you want it spicy?' with a huge smile on his face, say No. Feel free to eat spicy food from grumpy dudes at your leisure.

In other news I've nearly learned to juggle!

It's that time of the month again...

2008-06-12T04:06:49Z

Anyone who has administered an office full of Outlook clients (not Exchange mind you) will know the fun that ensues when a user hits the magic 2Gb email limit...

It kinda goes like this...

dude: My email isn't working.
me: Dude, your PST file is bigger than 2Gb.
dude: So?
me: That's the limit, sorry.
dude: Can you fix it?
me: Sorta, but you'll lose some emails...
dude: Which ones? Like the latest ones?
me: Can't say. Maybe.
dude: How did this happen? I frequently delete my old mails.
me: Doesn't matter.
dude: What!? Why?
me: dunno. I'll install Thunderbird if you like?
dude: Nah I hate that program, some websites won't work in it.
me: Right.

I wonder if this is fixed in Office 2008 ? Oh and make sure you download Firefox 3 on June 17 ok !

OMG! greatest invention ever

2008-05-27T06:53:25Z

http://www.skforlee.com/independent_work/easy_pb.html

Here's a funny story...

2008-05-12T04:21:01Z

I went to Nando's last week for lunch and bought myself one of their Supremo burger meals with couscous. They cost about $50 but it's totally worth it if you add the bacon and avocado extras.
Anyway I rushed back to the office to eat, sat down and opened the box and found they had forgotten something.
Inside the box was all the ingredients of the chicken burger (chicken breast, lettuce, bacon, avocado and their own wacky E621-flavoured chilli sauce.. Just no bun.
I actually thought to myself for a split second "Maybe the bun fell out".

survaval of the perviest

2008-04-29T11:59:25Z

Ok, I have a theory - bare with me.

I think the wolf whistle is a evolutionary safety measure for building sites. See when one workman whistles they ALL stop and look. This means there is no chance of accidental dismemberment as would be the case if just a few workers stopped to watch the scrumpet walk past. Maybe I will write to Richard Dawkins and suggest he put this in his next book.

Cranking the nerd up to 11.

2008-04-23T23:48:11Z

Man, I love this guy. Using 3 full stops instead of an ellipsis is punctuation of Satan! So much extra minutea I can fill my life with… THIS is a diet I can start today.

11 Weeks

2008-04-23T04:41:37Z

11WEEKS.JPG, originally uploaded by blitzwurst.

any excuse to test this flickrblog thingo...

More latte art...

2008-04-15T05:04:35Z

I call this one The Tampax.

Some weird nerdy real-world game thing...

2008-04-11T04:33:55Z

If you haven't signed up.. quick! it starts tomorrow!

http://www.a-lure.org/

I'd buy that for a dollar...

2008-04-10T01:35:57Z

What happens when you win a bet with my dad...

sound the nerd alarm!

2008-03-06T23:55:37Z

You know when you're PC crashes and burns and you have to reinstall EVERYTHING and you denounce God and a little part of the good inside you dies?
There is a bright side to this... You can get back to basics and install a nice clean system with JUST the stuff you want.
So here are a few gems I've collected over the years and have always come back to -

Openwide
This is my favourite... It modifies your open and save dialog boxes in Windows so that they start in 'details' mode.
This means you can quickly sort your files by date or whatever. It also lets you specify the size and location of the dialogs on your screen.
http://lingo.atspace.com

XnView
Great fast image viewer with some editing features. This is what ACDSee used to be before it got massive and slow.
There's even a Pocket PC version available.
http://www.xnview.com

USBDLM
This little tool lets you specify what drive letter your USB devices get assigned when you plug them in. You can use all sorts of rules or just say 'Start at x:' etc.
For example all my USB drives get x: y: or z: and my iPod is always i:
http://www.uwe-sieber.de/usbdlm_e.html

ImgBurn
Simple little CD burning util. Does pretty much anything. Could use a bit of work on the interface but once you find everything it's quick and easy to use.
http://www.imgburn.com

POP Peeper
Just an email grabbing client thingy. Can check all your email accounts at once. Good if you're at work and don't have web access to Gmail etc.
You can go through and delete all your spam before you download it too.
http://www.poppeeper.com

MediaCoder
Audio/Video converter. Convert those weird .mpc files back to crappy old .mp3 in no time.
http://mediacoder.sourceforge.net/

Of course there are obvious others such as Firefox and Thunderbird but everyone knows about them already.

Oh memes how I've missed you...

2008-03-05T00:57:29Z